19
Nov
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: clothing. 5 Comments
Natural Mama Organic Tee. $24.99.

Hand Drawn and coloured natural mother Wearing her baby, enjoying a walk in nature. This gorgeous scence is placed on a organic high quality T Shirt available in a women’s small, Med, Large and X Large.
I thought the picture was the worst thing at first, then I noticed the random capital letters and read the materials:
hand drawn and coloured, and placed on a the ultra soft, tapered fit, edun live eve ladies organic tee is made from 100 percent ecocert certified organic combed, 5 ounce 145 gram ring spun african cotton reinforced stitching washes like a dream tumble dry low, not pre washed knitted and manufactured in uganda using sustainable manufacturing.
Etsy For Dummies would make the perfect Christmas gift.
18
Nov
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: christmas, sculpture. 8 Comments
Tinsel Creature. $10.50.

Do you ever come up missing on those certain small Christmas neccessities; tinsel,jingle bells and especially ornament hangers? If you have these little guys around the mystery is solved! This one is about 5 1/2″ and has that look of innocence that suggests he’s not hiding anything behind his back…the loop of tinsel around his neck kind of gives it away! Made of Prosculpt polymer clay and painted a grey-pink. Completely hand sculpted without the use of molds.
I already have one Boggart, why would I want a fugly “Tinsel Creature” that looks like a bald rabbit/child hybrid to come and screw up Christmas?
Submitted by Maggie.
3
Nov
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: crochet. 5 Comments
Hank the Clown. $10.00.

The odd man out, Hank the clown is one of a kind!
Like his brothers, Harlen and Harol, Hank will dedicate his life to protecting little children from the boogeyman and those things in the closet and under the bed.
From their profile: “We are attracted to glitter and texture, and have worked extensively with pottery clay, porcelain, miscellaneous fabrics, yarns, beads and gemstones, as well as with photo manipulation and the graphic arts.“
Jack of all trades, master of none.
30
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: vag. 14 Comments
CUNTastic Zine – The Placenta Issue. $4.00.

the newest lady-loving zine, CUNTastic, is a celebration of all things cunt: reproductive health, menstruation, pregnancy, birth, abortion, mothering, patriarchy, oppression, STIs, sexual assault, sex-positive living, and much, much, more.
If flaunting your own vagina on a pendant or keychain isn’t enough, you can now read about lady gardens, experiences of birth, placentas and everything else you ever wanted to know about the female reproductive system. Joy!
Submitted by Adrienne
27
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: clothing. 12 Comments
Paper-doll dress – Size s/m – Eco friendly. $2,000.

Need a showstopping dress? Something truly original?
This sumptuous confection is designed and handmade by myself, tiinateaspoon, and is positively bursting with one-of-a-kind-ness!
The finest bridal fabric remnants are combined with quirky contrasts, all painstakingly sewn onto a stretch mesh base. Most of the fabrics in this dress were repurposed offcuts and bits from a bridalwear designer, adding to its ecofriendliness.
I’m not going to argue with fashion but I can think of a more eco friendly use for those scraps.
Found in the eco friendly GG.
21
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: plush. 6 Comments
Sad Fat Gonorrhea Bunny, Bright Blue. $18.00.

Plush rabbit in super-soft bright blue fleece with frown and “gonorrhea” sewn on belly. Because stds are funny?
“Because STDs are funny?”. Well, no, not really. Hint: you made the bunny look sad.
This bunny says it best:

Submitted by Jessica.
21
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: jewellery. 7 Comments
the last leaf. $36.00.

Autumn, to wear around your neck. Brass tree trunk with vintage sequin leaves scattered around, sewn to several layers of ivory silk taffeta and framed with lengths of sterling silver chain. Secured to silk-velvet ribbon in the same jewel-tone red as the leaves.
In the Wedding Attire GG. Are tawdry bibs a good look at weddings?
19
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Miscellaneous. Tagged: mature. 6 Comments
I Assume the Produce is Organic. $45.00.

I hate every single item in the Keep It Weird: Breast Wishes post, apart from the Barbie bust ring, although I’d probably rather have a Barbie mouth or eye ring, but that’s besides the point.
I couldn’t decide what was worse: ^that painting, the boob scarf, the apron or the camo slippers (to match the blanket I posted a while back). Mammary madness indeed.
17
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Miscellaneous. Tagged: reseller. 3 Comments
White Cotton Shoes print round neck short sleeve Shirt Top 70. $??.

Name: White Cotton Shoes print round neck short sleeve Shirt Top 70
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Shoes print at front to match, short sleeve, round neck, comfy to wear, mid length
Made of high quality Cotton which gives you 100% comfort
We are only selling the SHIRT shown in the picture
In case you were wondering, they are only selling the shirt and not Lindsey Lohan.
The shop also stinks of reseller-ness.
hkclothessetsystore
idiomcatss’s store.
14
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: halloween. 7 Comments
cobra ( halloween prop ). $13.00.

This is 3 1/2 foot long cobra made of latex. This snake can be bent anyway you want and will stay that way. You can wrap him around a tree or lay him on a ground. He is hand painted and sealed so can be indoors or outdoors the choise is yours.
Maybe it’s just me but all I can see is a really long poo wrapped in selotape. I can’t explain the hood but the less you think about it, the better.
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