3
Nov
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: crochet. 5 Comments
Hank the Clown. $10.00.
The odd man out, Hank the clown is one of a kind!
Like his brothers, Harlen and Harol, Hank will dedicate his life to protecting little children from the boogeyman and those things in the closet and under the bed.
From their profile: “We are attracted to glitter and texture, and have worked extensively with pottery clay, porcelain, miscellaneous fabrics, yarns, beads and gemstones, as well as with photo manipulation and the graphic arts.“
Jack of all trades, master of none.
30
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: vag. 14 Comments
CUNTastic Zine – The Placenta Issue. $4.00.
the newest lady-loving zine, CUNTastic, is a celebration of all things cunt: reproductive health, menstruation, pregnancy, birth, abortion, mothering, patriarchy, oppression, STIs, sexual assault, sex-positive living, and much, much, more.
If flaunting your own vagina on a pendant or keychain isn’t enough, you can now read about lady gardens, experiences of birth, placentas and everything else you ever wanted to know about the female reproductive system. Joy!
Submitted by Adrienne
27
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: clothing. 11 Comments
Paper-doll dress – Size s/m – Eco friendly. $2,000.
Need a showstopping dress? Something truly original?
This sumptuous confection is designed and handmade by myself, tiinateaspoon, and is positively bursting with one-of-a-kind-ness!
The finest bridal fabric remnants are combined with quirky contrasts, all painstakingly sewn onto a stretch mesh base. Most of the fabrics in this dress were repurposed offcuts and bits from a bridalwear designer, adding to its ecofriendliness.
I’m not going to argue with fashion but I can think of a more eco friendly use for those scraps.
Found in the eco friendly GG.
21
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: plush. 6 Comments
Sad Fat Gonorrhea Bunny, Bright Blue. $18.00.
Plush rabbit in super-soft bright blue fleece with frown and “gonorrhea” sewn on belly. Because stds are funny?
“Because STDs are funny?”. Well, no, not really. Hint: you made the bunny look sad.
This bunny says it best:
Submitted by Jessica.
21
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: jewellery. 7 Comments
the last leaf. $36.00.
Autumn, to wear around your neck. Brass tree trunk with vintage sequin leaves scattered around, sewn to several layers of ivory silk taffeta and framed with lengths of sterling silver chain. Secured to silk-velvet ribbon in the same jewel-tone red as the leaves.
In the Wedding Attire GG. Are tawdry bibs a good look at weddings?
19
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Miscellaneous. Tagged: mature. 6 Comments
I Assume the Produce is Organic. $45.00.
I hate every single item in the Keep It Weird: Breast Wishes post, apart from the Barbie bust ring, although I’d probably rather have a Barbie mouth or eye ring, but that’s besides the point.
I couldn’t decide what was worse: ^that painting, the boob scarf, the apron or the camo slippers (to match the blanket I posted a while back). Mammary madness indeed.
17
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Miscellaneous. Tagged: reseller. 3 Comments
White Cotton Shoes print round neck short sleeve Shirt Top 70. $??.
Name: White Cotton Shoes print round neck short sleeve Shirt Top 70
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Shoes print at front to match, short sleeve, round neck, comfy to wear, mid length
Made of high quality Cotton which gives you 100% comfort
We are only selling the SHIRT shown in the picture
In case you were wondering, they are only selling the shirt and not Lindsey Lohan.
The shop also stinks of reseller-ness.
hkclothessetsystore
idiomcatss’s store.
14
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: halloween. 7 Comments
cobra ( halloween prop ). $13.00.
This is 3 1/2 foot long cobra made of latex. This snake can be bent anyway you want and will stay that way. You can wrap him around a tree or lay him on a ground. He is hand painted and sealed so can be indoors or outdoors the choise is yours.
Maybe it’s just me but all I can see is a really long poo wrapped in selotape. I can’t explain the hood but the less you think about it, the better.
12
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Miscellaneous. Tagged: pet. 6 Comments
Fabulous FALL BEARS HOODED BLANKIE SO WARM AND COMFY FOR YOUR FURBABIE. $39.99.
Thank you for looking at my newest creation, Fall Bears Hooded Blankie….
This one is made from Boyds Bears and Daisys fabric in gorgeous fall colors. Trimmed in orange lace, and brown boa. Accented with brown bows and orange crystals down the center back. Ties at the chin with an orange/red ribbon tie.
From the same seller that brought you the doggie cowl, here’s something for when your little furbaby gets cold and a blanket or coat just isn’t good enough.
She also brings you another hilarious pic of one of her very patient and amenable dogs.
10
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Miscellaneous. 7 Comments
Fuzzy Rainbow Merkin. $3.00.
This merkin is super soft and super colorful!
A pubic wig, this merkin allows you to change the look of your pubic region with some great color!
Originally used by prostitutes to disguise disease, today merkins are used for fun and to add variety.
Is there anything people won’t crochet?
The seller also sells hats “adapted” from Stitch N’ Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker. Struggling to see how it’s been altered.
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