Sex Art – The Money Shot. $40.00. Yes, thats what you think it is. I painted over the …. “personal design” of the model… with black paint against a silvery amethyst background. The edges are green and they glow in the dark. Obviously, no two are alike.. Reader Nicky says: Nothing says “I love you” [...]
Archive for July, 2009
26 Jul
Spoon Easel
Hammered Spoon Easel. $4.00. You’ll get one spoon easel chosen from my collection of easels. I loved making these–lots of frustration worked out while hammering! Just kidding–I do like to pound though. These were stainless steel spoons–now awesome easels to hold your art piece, ACEO, recipe in your kitchen, or a small photo. Will work [...]
23 Jul
Swine Flu Mask
Designer Swine Flu Mask. $15.00. Disclaimer….Am unaware if these are CDC compliant. Protect yourself in style with this beautifully tulle & beaded mask . . . the mundane surgical mask has been artfully enhanced to create a buzz at work, at home, on the subway or simply while doing errands! The beaded mask is lightweight, [...]
20 Jul
“Feminine Napkins”?
Reusable Cotton Feminine Napkins. $15.00 Cotton flannel pads are a good choice for anyone concerned about their health and the health of the planet. Consider giving them to your daughter as a “Welcome to Womanhood” gift at her special time. Cotton flannel pads are very comfortable, and they are not nearly as inconvenient as you [...]
17 Jul
Crotch Stitch [NSFW]
Pink Pop Art Panties in a Box (mature). $24.00. I have some wonderful pink Aida that was made for this pattern!! This saucy pattern will look wonderful stitched on this 18 count pink Aida. And this is such a cross stitch friendly pattern as there are only 6 colors! A fun and easy pattern which [...]
14 Jul
Chinese Crested Circus Dog
Handmade Handpainted Mini ceramic figurine Chinese Crested Dog with carnival hat. $14.50. Ceramic mini figurine Chinese Crested dog. Individually sculpt and paint by skilled craftsman and each are made carefully with special attention to detail. Paints by acrylic color and used brush only not airbrush so each is unique… Exterior coated with 3 times premium [...]
13 Jul
Finger Painting
Sale — CONFLAGRATION, Original Abstract Painting, Acrylic on Recycled Wood, 21 by 12 1/2 inches. $150.00. “Conflagration” is one of my original acrylic abstract paintings, painted on the back of a recycled wooden wine crate. It measures 21″ by 12 1/2″. This is one of my favorite paintings that I have used no brushes to [...]
10 Jul
Dinosaur [NSFW]
MATURE Masturbating dinosaur wall art. $29.00 this naughty little dino was captured right at the point of climax and mounted on a plaque that is ready for hanging on the wall. Reader Nicky has sent me a bucket load of WTFs with quite a few mature items in. I had a hard time deciding which [...]
6 Jul
OOAK Hat Not So OOAK
RED MINI TOP HAT WITH DIAMONTE COFFIN AND OSTRITCH FEATHERS. $80. You are buying this one of a kind lightweight Mini red felt top hat 7″ width and 3″ high. A stunning hat with a fantastic plumage of fluffy feathers and a specially designed diamonte piece in the shape of a coffin – perfect for [...]
4 Jul
Wax Melts
Custom Monster Eye Soy Wax Melt – Rage by Zombie Wax. $4. This creepy bloodshot monster eyeball wax melt has a diameter of approx 2.5″ (6.3cm). The skin is green and the iris/pupil is blue & black – all hand painted with special wax paint. Zombie Wax Scented Melts are made with soy wax and [...]
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