Sex Art – The Money Shot. $40.00.
Yes, thats what you think it is.
I painted over the …. “personal design” of the model… with black paint against a silvery amethyst background. The edges are green and they glow in the dark.
Obviously, no two are alike..
Reader Nicky says:
Nothing says “I love you” like splooge on a canvas! “You can also commission your own piece… which involves me shipping a “canvas” to you (I use board instead of canvas) and then you ship it back for me to finish. What a way to immortalize your lover.” I think this piece is best left without my thoughts… WTF???!!!
This is just gross!
Posted by elizabeth on July 27, 2009 at 5:44 pm
What the fuck is wrong with people these days? And if you order the DIY version, wouldn’t you have to mark the return package as a bio-hazard?
Posted by Max on July 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm
My first thought exactly. This is clearly under the category of “bio-hazard” in regard to shipping and customs imports. Put this in the WTF Hall of Fame next to the “your umbilical cord” pendants and “your baby’s poo in resin” pendants.
Posted by raesmomma on July 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I’m not sure which is worse, the person who would make this or the one who would buy it and actually hang it in their house.
Posted by Dagnabbit on July 27, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Humiliation at its worst.
Posted by Nicky on July 28, 2009 at 6:31 am
I knew this would be a good one lol… you could hang it in your bathroom… or above your bed for ‘motivation’ lol I’m so gross…
Posted by Lynsey on July 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Has anyone bought one????
Posted by Eveline on July 28, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Eeeewwww!! Gives a whole new meaning to the word ‘handmade’…eeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF Etsy!!!
Posted by Life During Wartime on July 29, 2009 at 3:58 am
The shop mostly sells vintage (including old paper items that you can’t wash) and rents hotels rooms thru their Etsy shop. Who knew that you could rent rooms on Etsy? Would you rent a room if you knew one of these art works might be hanging above your bed?
How do your readers find these shops? This is the strangest of the strange I’ve ever seen on Etsy!
Posted by hunny on August 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Maybe you rent the room for the DIY version!
Posted by Barney on July 29, 2009 at 6:41 am
And some think Etsy looks like a garage sale. With stuff like this for sale, Etsy should ASPIRE to look like a garage sale.
Posted by raesmomma on July 29, 2009 at 7:04 am
It would go nicely with the masturbating dinosaur “art”.
Posted by Eveline on July 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Raesmomma: I would hang them on opposite walls, so it looks like Dino did it.
Posted by Patchtique on July 29, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Monica Lewinski called: she wants her dress back.
Posted by Nicky on July 29, 2009 at 6:41 pm
ROFL!!!!!
Posted by EtsyWTF on July 30, 2009 at 8:28 am
If you haven’t seen this already, you might want to go read this thread in the Etsy forums: http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6232460&page=1. There are no health dangers (edit: bar Hep B) but no amount of justification will persuade me it’s not gross.
Posted by Eveline on July 30, 2009 at 11:39 am
From the artist:
“My paintings have been done by different donors – some anonymous – some that were lovers – some straight and some gay – white men, a black man and a russian man. Some that were drawn from ad on craigslist – some that heard about it locally (I live on the island of Key West – word gets around)”
Lovely.
Posted by Max on July 31, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Gee, I think I’ll order one for my Mom. She’ll be so proud.
Posted by Nicky on August 3, 2009 at 9:02 am
bahahahaha!
Posted by MadeByM**** on August 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm
OMG! Hey, you can get a blacklight and go to hotel rooms to see what other “artists” did! YUCK!
Posted by MadeByM**** on August 12, 2009 at 7:27 pm
EtsyWTF…………….and that tread is still not closed? But they close threads because someone called someone out………I just don’t get it………..
Posted by EtsyWTF on August 12, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Maybe at the time the admin were distracted by something shiny and the thread slipped under the radar.
Posted by Eveline on August 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
I posted it in Etc, and the artist joined in the conversation.
Oh, and she sent me a few convo’s about how I must check up on how to get infected, and how it’s impossible to catch anything from her ‘art’. And she was very into explaining this to people. Well, then how about using only HIV and otherwise infected sperm, and explaining your reason for doing so in the description? At least that would be thought provoking and interesting. I suggested this, but she complained that I was being sarcastic…. Ohwell…
Posted by Nicky on August 13, 2009 at 6:46 am
FYI the ‘artist’ commented on the thread lol
http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6232460&page=20