Archive for August, 2009

Repurposed Dish Drainer

SALE CHROME Vintage Wire Rack File Holder Organizer PLUS Vintage FOLDERS. $22.00. Large, heavy-duty vintage chrome rack will hold and organize everything from these COOL VINTAGE MANILA ALPHABETIZED FOLDERS – INCLUDED – to scrapbooking papers, CD’s and even display your favorite dishes! An instant hold-it-all desk organizer! When is a dish drainer not a dish [...]

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Amigurumi Pattern

Amigurumi Pokemon Charmander Dragon Animal Doll crochet pattern PLUS FREE extra free pattern. $5.50. You are buying ONE Charmander(orange dragon) crochet pattern, not a finished product. GET ONE OF THE CROCHET PATTERN(as shown) if purchase over $10 IN ONE TRANSACTION, please provide the free pattern name by email. Free extra free pattern….as long as you [...]

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Vulva Pendants [NSFW]

Vulva Portrait Pendant- mature. $19.99. Celebrate your own beauty. After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see [...]

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French Shoe Stretchers

French Shoe Stretchers- Chippy Aqua Paint. $38.00. A unique vintage find in amazing shades or turquoise. Two sets of painted wood and metal shoe stretchers from France. I love them in a vase, scattered on a coffee table as art or hanging on the wall. Who wants a bouquet of shoe stretchers?

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Boob Blanket [NSFW]

Crocheted Boobie Blankie. $95.00. Do you know someone that would just love to sleep under a blanket of boobs? Then this is for them. This would make someone’s Christmas or birthday extra special. A reader emailed this in and I thought it looked familiar. Turns out Homemade Hilarity posted about it back in May. Oh [...]

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A Piece Of Yourself

A piece of yourself. $18.00. When no object seams to be perfect for the one you sherish, why not just give away a piece of yourself? When a lock of hair isn’t enough. Found on the FP.

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SPECIAL: Gift Guides

I’ve had a few emails over the last week concerning items that somehow end up in the Gift Guides. Obviously no one’s going to like every single thing in each guide, but there’s still some WTFs and like with everything else, Etsy should really do a bit of research before posting something in the GGs [...]

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Mother Wall Necklace = ??

mother wall necklace. $225.00 part of a series of mixed media wall art/ wall jewelry you decide –because i’m done worrying about it is it jewelry? is it sculpture? will it float? hand knit pink angora wool, porcelain & silk, sewn and assembled What is it?! Even the seller doesn’t know. Really gives the impression [...]

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Zombie Uterus Pin Cushion

Zombie Uterus – The Prick Cushion – That Time of The Month. $25.00 Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you? Then a zombie uterus probably isn’t that far fetched. Just in case you crave brains in stead of chocolate while PMSing the maker [...]

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Pony Barbie vs Dolly Limbs Hooktastic

Pony Barbie – Jewelry Holder. $25.00. It’s every little girl’s dream Barbie and Pony together at last! Celebrating 25 years of My Little Pony and 50 years of Barbie! An incongruous marriage on a vintage mahogany dish especially designed to hold all you Etsy treasures. VS Hooktastic – Dolly Lovely Limbs. $49.00. Everyone needs one [...]

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