Scallop Top. $55.00.
Freestyle crochet top, Backless design. one of a kind each comes out different. can make in any color.
Ever wanted to be a walking disaster? Along with this top you can get matching trousers, hat, utility belt and ankle cuff.
Posted by Nicky on August 5, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I think it’s a great idea if you’re trying to go for the country girl skank look… and your nipples would probably poke through the holes because there’s no way to wear a bra with that lol!
Posted by Dagnabbit on August 6, 2009 at 2:37 am
I once rented an apt downstairs from a stripper whose stage name was “Torch Diamond”. She could twirl ‘em on fire! She made her own pasties and used to hang them to dry on a clothesline on her front porch.
She was an artist compared to whoever made this crocheted piece of shit. Maybe she should take a torch to it.
Posted by Dusty on August 6, 2009 at 6:07 am
I can’t decide if my favorite part of this travesty is the ‘chains’ at the bottom, or the ‘ruffles’ set to accentuate ones boobs to make them look even MORE lopsided than usual. I wonder if she would make it custom to accentuate one breast over the other.
Posted by Freckleyredhead on August 6, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I want one! My DDD’s would look fabulous in that!
Posted by Max on August 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Truly a candidate for Project Run-Away.
Posted by Mr. Krinkle on August 6, 2009 at 11:10 pm
“Freestyle” is right. It looks like a legitimaste top that was “freestyled” by three doberman pinschers.
Posted by MadeByM**** on August 12, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I think it was made when they were drunk……….they were actually trying to crochet a toilet lid cover!
Posted by hardy har on August 13, 2009 at 9:27 am
Isn’t this a special order for Courtney Love?
Posted by forum rubbernecker on August 14, 2009 at 5:05 am
Hey! Who dug up my first try at crochet and it trying to profit from it?! hrumph!
Posted by PussDaddy on August 30, 2009 at 1:44 am
Looks like my cats had a field day with a ball of yarn.
PussDaddy
Posted by Angie on February 21, 2010 at 1:09 am
OMG, my ta-tas would look positively scandalous in that thing….