Crocheted Boobie Blankie. $95.00.
Do you know someone that would just love to sleep under a blanket of boobs? Then this is for them. This would make someone’s Christmas or birthday extra special.
A reader emailed this in and I thought it looked familiar. Turns out Homemade Hilarity posted about it back in May. Oh well, it’s still on Etsy and still hideous.
Posted by Dagnabbit on August 23, 2009 at 7:12 pm
This is my favorite of all the hideous crap we get to see here. Now, I can see possibilities on a pink and blush ground, maybe a crochet pattern that looks like tits, but what’s with the shitty brown? Someone was high, but not high enough.
Posted by Dagnabbit on August 23, 2009 at 9:02 pm
On second look, that background is camouflage. Now, THAT makes Sense?
Posted by KT on August 26, 2009 at 11:39 am
I can see this lying in the back of a van next to some DVDs of bikini chicks shooting off machine guns……..
Posted by PussDaddy on August 29, 2009 at 9:09 am
Looks kinda lumpy.
PussDaddy
Posted by Poppie Geduld on October 5, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Oh my goodness! This would be PERFECT for getting newborn babies to sleep through the night!! Leave mommy alone and suck on your blankie, honey. This person is sitting on an absolute goldmine and doesn’t even know it!!