Vulva Portrait Pendant- mature. $19.99.
Celebrate your own beauty.
After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
For those who are not afraid to show off their Vagina and want a perfect portrait of their Vagina, send 2-3 pictures along with the description.
A reader sent me a link to this yesterday but when I came to post about it today, someone had already bought it. Unfortunately, the store is well stocked so we’ll never be short of vulva pendants.
However, after reading her profile and her reasons for making them, good on her, but I won’t be wearing one….ever.
Posted by Graceless on August 26, 2009 at 8:35 pm
There are so many smartass comments that my brain is overloading.
Spinsters….hippies…..spinster hippies……
Can’t. Pick. Just. One.
I’m not sending pictures of my vagina to ANYONE who isn’t paying an assload for them.
Posted by Dagnabbit on August 27, 2009 at 3:18 am
I can imagine those who might like these — but one is enough for me, thank you, and I don’t focus visually on the one I’ve got. So it’s anatomically correct, does that make it artistic, or just an attention-getting device?
(What would Georgia O’Keefe do? Think about that.)
Posted by Desmon on August 27, 2009 at 5:42 am
I’m a man. I freaking love vaginas.
I don’t find those very enticing, however…
Posted by EtsyWTF on August 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm
It would be a bit strange if you did, lol.
Posted by Patty on August 27, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Yeah……right after I take my testicle necklace off I’m gonna get one of these……….
Posted by EtsyWTF on August 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I know someone who might wear one of these and it would certainly be for attention. I don’t see how wearing one is a celebration of beauty.
Posted by Max on August 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Aaaackkk! My eyes! My eyes! My retinas are burning!
It should be made legal to dope-slap any person you see wearing one of those.
Posted by MadeByM**** on August 27, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I continue to be dumbfounded when I see these. I’ve never took the time to read the descriptions, and now I wish I hadn’t. Send photos? I would really like to meet some of the people that actually had them made and wear them out in public! The only people I allow or want viewing that part of me is my husband and my gyn!
Posted by MadeByM**** on August 27, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I started to look at her blog, too……..geez, she’s making herself out to be an expert at sex toys and there’s even photos of the inside of a real “one”! I think she’s a little obsessed and may need some therapy since she had such a terrible childhood. Sexual abuse as a child can manifest itself in obsession of sex!
Posted by EtsyWTF on August 27, 2009 at 9:26 pm
From one extreme to the other. Her profile started off as a bit of a sob story but if she finds making vagina pendants and cuddly uteruses is a type therapy for her then I’m I’m not going to say otherwise. Suggesting people send photos though? :/
She’s not the only one obsessed with vaginas though. Anyone see The Perfect Vagina on Channel 4?
Also, the reader who emailed this in said she’d first spotted them in a UK magazine. They’re everywhere. A new phenomenon apparently *shrug*.
Posted by Patty on August 28, 2009 at 4:12 am
* They’re everywhere. A new phenomenon …* LOL ahhhhhh irony !
Posted by EtsyWTF on August 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/tvandradioblog/2008/aug/15/thequestfortheperfectvagi
http://www.brightonbodycasting.com/design-a-vagina.php
Posted by Max on August 28, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I can understand a guy being concerned about his dimensions and proportions, but women really have nothing to worry about their own “frou frou’s” (as the article called it). Any man who has managed to undress a woman’s parts is NOT caring about what it looks like. This sounds like the Barbie phenomenon gone haywire.
Posted by Nicky on August 28, 2009 at 4:18 am
regardless if you sent pictures… my issue is … do I really want to see my what my vagina looks like every time I look in the mirror… do I want others to see my vagina around my neck… oh hey mom! Do you like my vagina? I’ve seen these before and now I have vagina’s on the brain…other women’s not my own lol!
Posted by Lynsey on August 28, 2009 at 8:38 am
Hah – I’m so glad you featured them!! They are a little strange I must admit
And I can’t believe that people honestly wear them out and about – if you read the feedback though on Etsy then they really do!
Posted by PussDaddy on August 29, 2009 at 9:08 am
If anyone I knew ever showed up in public wearing something like that, everyone else I know would literally beat the fuck out of them.
PussDaddy
Posted by lessherger on August 31, 2009 at 11:58 pm
i like vagina, quite a bit, but this is going to far. I can see some of the womens studies a-holes I went to college with wearing them, but decidedly no one normal
Posted by FreckleyRedhead on September 2, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I’ve often wondered who would wear one of these. That seller is a regular in the Etsy forums and definitely has an obsession with sex and all things female.
Posted by PussDaddy on September 3, 2009 at 3:55 am
What really gets me, is that someone will sell some thing like this, feed you their whole woe is me and my vagina speil to sell it to ya, post every day with a big ol’ pussy avatar, make a blog on how to finger bang yourself, but if you post on their blog to just go ahead and finger bang yourself and get it over with because people have been doing it since time began without having an instruction book, then they get offended because you talked at, to, or about their big gapping twat, and they remove your blog post from their blog, like she did mine saying that. Personally, I think she and her big fat cunt are full of shit, and she would be better off seeing a therapist if everything she said happened to her in her profile happened to her, but of course you can’t make any money off of people by seeing a therapist, can ya?
PussDaddy
Posted by Susan on October 5, 2009 at 7:28 pm
WTF What else can I say. I guess I could offer myself as the pussy photographer to her clients! Just joking!!
Posted by Sara on October 16, 2009 at 10:16 pm
The one on the right is Farrah Fawcett’s vagina! XD
Posted by bramblekite on January 7, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I think this “artist ” is just a perv who wants dirty talk and pictures of hoo-hoo. But it’s a clever ploy,it is.
Posted by unicamilla on January 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm
i think it’s a beautiful idea. they look like flowers…fantastic!
Posted by eh on March 14, 2010 at 8:05 am
…very unappealing flowers.