original framed painting overflowing TOILET with DRIPPING POOP / Diarrhea. $30.00. Finally, a portrait for everyone. This is a great asset to your home and will add class. Don’t miss out. Yeah, dead classy. From the Keep It Weird series. Not weird, just shit. Sent in by Karen.
Archive for September, 2009
28 Sep
Stone(d)
Stone. $40.00. This is a cast concrete relief attached to plastered wood. it is ready to hang on your wall. To me this looks like a row of screwdriver handles with no purpose. Going by the seller’s profile though, he sounds quite successful. For a successful artist off Etsy, is selling alongside knock off Chanel [...]
24 Sep
Purse Watch Necklace
Purse Watch Necklace. $20.00. Check this out ladies! It is a purse watch necklace. The purse is silver. Check out the design on purse and on the handle.This is a must for you if you are a purse girl. Apart from being tacky, not handmade and barely assembled, what really annoys me is how she’s [...]
23 Sep
Dog Sling
Fairly Fabulous Dog Carrier Sling. $55.00. Got a hot date with the farmer’s market or another outdoor adventure? As talented as we dog owners are, sometimes we simply need the use of both our hands when we’re out and about. And as talented as I am, I came up with a solution for us to [...]
21 Sep
Beard Hat
The Amazing Beard Hat. $40.00. As the weather turns colder, nothing will keep your face warmer than this soft beard hat! (mustache included!) Yes, it may look a little silly, but I have gotten amazing response from my test audience. Why?! And what’s with the beard and moustache obsession on Etsy? If I never see [...]
20 Sep
Wedding Jar
Hanging Jar for weddings, special events, fall decor. $8.00. A vintage blue Ball jar can warm up your outdoor space this fall with our sturdy wire and chain attachment… Planning a wedding? These vintage quart mason jars provide the “something old, something blue,” protect your candle from autumn breezes, and look beautiful as hanging vases [...]
17 Sep
Polyp Bag
Echo Polyp Clutch. $75.00. Shaped by my intuition and layered with echos. As unique as any snowflake. Fastens with one central snap and embellished with one handmade button imprinted by a nautilus shell. Lined in complimentary fabric based on your leather choice. A strange name for a bag. “A polyp is an abnormal growth of [...]
16 Sep
Keep Calm and Carry On
embroidered KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON magnet. $4.00. I don’t have the description because the listing has been removed. In fact, the whole shop has been emptied and the seller isn’t making any promises about coming back. Her items weren’t all bad but thank god this thing has gone. And as if you weren’t fed [...]
12 Sep
Fairy Porn [NSFW]
Fornicating Fairies 1 – 12×18 inch print – mature and very rude fairy orgy. $36.00. Fornicating Fairies’ This listing is for a signed archival giclee print of a drawing from my ‘Fornicating Fairies’ series. They are quite, quite rude! For my ‘nicer’ fairies you will have to visit nicer parts of this shop. I wouldn’t [...]
8 Sep
Party Seahorse
Party Seahorse. $182.00. This is a fun and unique necklace made using a real tiny pygmy seahorse sealed in a one-of-a-kind resin pendant. All hardware and chain on this necklace is 14kt goldfilled. The beads are faceted golden rutilated quartz and honey jade. Inside the resin pendant is real turquoise, a seashell, chain, gold pigment, [...]
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