Fairly Fabulous Dog Carrier Sling. $55.00.
Got a hot date with the farmer’s market or another outdoor adventure? As talented as we dog owners are, sometimes we simply need the use of both our hands when we’re out and about. And as talented as I am, I came up with a solution for us to be able to bring our pups along and take care of business hands-free!
This is disturbing. Has this dog-lover forgotten what a dog is?
Found on the FP.
Thanks to ElleJay for sending it in.
Posted by Patty on September 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Well at least it will be easier for her to nurse !
Posted by loup on September 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
the only thing wrong here is that the dog does not look remotely comfortable.
It looks constipated, poor thing.
not fond of the dog in a sling idea anyway. unless doggie is sick, and i dont wish to think about that:(
Posted by Dagnabbit on September 23, 2009 at 3:16 pm
MORE FP nonsense. It def looks like she is going to nurse the dog. She should get a used baby carrier and strap the dog in it. It would be strange but not nearly as strange as this. I bet it started out as a baby carrier, bbut she realized it wouldn’t pass safety regulations. That’s at least better than the rhinestone pacifiers.
Posted by Max on September 24, 2009 at 2:01 am
My thoughts exactly. Thought they’d do a baby sling, but later realized that there are actually Consumer Product Safety regulations that made them illegal. So dump them on idiot hipsters instead.
Posted by MadeByM**** on September 23, 2009 at 3:47 pm
It’s a dog, for God’s sake! If you need both of your hands for shopping, leave the dog at home! I love my dogs, don’t get me wrong, and I do let them lay in my lap when sitting on the couch watching TV, but I’m not carrying them as if they are 3 month old HUMAN babies! Bet you THAT dog rules the roost!
Posted by MadeByM**** on September 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Besides, I could never get my “energetic” Jack Russell Terrier to stay in it for very long! LOL!
Posted by Graceless on September 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
This screams “I tried to put a real baby in it and it broke, so now I’m stuck with 50 of these and I’m looking for pathetic suckers to take them off my hands”. Actually, it doesn’t so much scream it as say it in a Jersey accent while snapping gum.
Posted by e. on September 23, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I am so tired of idiot dog owners treating their pets like human children. Need to be hands free while out with your dog? TRY USING A LEASH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I saw a guy with his dog strapped to his chest in a Baby Bjorn. WTF??
Posted by MadeByM**** on September 23, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Yeah, I had someone walk into my craft booth earlier this year with a Chihuahua in a Baby Bjorn, and it was dressed up in a hat and sunglasses…………I’m surprised it wasn’t wearing diapers, too!
Posted by Chantelle on September 23, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I don’t get why she doesn’t just put the dog in a purse like all the other people who for some reason won’t walk their dogs.
Posted by Life During Wartime on September 24, 2009 at 12:50 am
I think it might be stressful for a dog to see strangers at eye-to-eye level without having its feet on the ground.
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Posted by susan on September 24, 2009 at 4:04 am
Pitiful. Just. Pitiful.
Posted by Eveline on September 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm
This is why so many little dogs are agressive. They are carried around by their owner either in a bag or in their arms (this sling is beyond words!) and think they are ‘big’, so they act ‘big’ and agressive towards other dogs. If you are a HUUUGE dog, almost the same size as a human, you won’t take no shit from anyone.
*sigh*
Posted by EtsyWTF on September 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm
If it’ll keep still in that sling then surely it’s not likely to tug on a lead so why not hook the lead on your wrist and voilà, 2 free hands!
Carrying a dog around like that is, to me, completely unjustifiable.
Posted by Karen on September 25, 2009 at 11:21 pm
arf!
Posted by Stifler's Mom on September 28, 2009 at 7:17 am
All it takes is just a little tug on that tube top and it’s DINNER TIME!
Posted by forum rubbernecker on September 29, 2009 at 4:56 am
I hate seeing poor little dogs being dragged out and about by their owners. Just leave Muffy at home where she has her bed and her toys and no little kids pulling her tail. I blame Paris Hilton.
Posted by xrayman on October 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
Only $55! I’ll take two!
Posted by Susan on October 5, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Is she breastfeeding? Give me a break!
Posted by AJ on November 12, 2009 at 12:01 am
Hey. Is there anyone out there that lives on a boat? Baby Bjorns work to help people and their small dogs get on and off the boat easily and to load groceries and equipment without worrying. Quit being so negative.
Posted by EtsyWTF on November 19, 2009 at 11:15 am
Groceries can go in a rucksack and dogs have legs. Next!