Archive for October, 2009

Vagina Zine [NSFW]

CUNTastic Zine – The Placenta Issue. $4.00. the newest lady-loving zine, CUNTastic, is a celebration of all things cunt: reproductive health, menstruation, pregnancy, birth, abortion, mothering, patriarchy, oppression, STIs, sexual assault, sex-positive living, and much, much, more. If flaunting your own vagina on a pendant or keychain isn’t enough, you can now read about lady [...]

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Eco Friendly Dress

Paper-doll dress – Size s/m – Eco friendly. $2,000. Need a showstopping dress? Something truly original? This sumptuous confection is designed and handmade by myself, tiinateaspoon, and is positively bursting with one-of-a-kind-ness! The finest bridal fabric remnants are combined with quirky contrasts, all painstakingly sewn onto a stretch mesh base. Most of the fabrics in [...]

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Gonorrhea Bunny

Sad Fat Gonorrhea Bunny, Bright Blue. $18.00. Plush rabbit in super-soft bright blue fleece with frown and “gonorrhea” sewn on belly. Because stds are funny? “Because STDs are funny?”. Well, no, not really. This bunny says it best: Submitted by Jessica. *Just to clarify for those people who don’t understand why I posted this seller: [...]

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Leaf Necklace

the last leaf. $36.00. Autumn, to wear around your neck. Brass tree trunk with vintage sequin leaves scattered around, sewn to several layers of ivory silk taffeta and framed with lengths of sterling silver chain. Secured to silk-velvet ribbon in the same jewel-tone red as the leaves. In the Wedding Attire GG. Are tawdry bibs [...]

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No Melons? [NSFW]

I Assume the Produce is Organic. $45.00. I hate every single item in the Keep It Weird: Breast Wishes post, apart from the Barbie bust ring, although I’d probably rather have a Barbie mouth or eye ring, but that’s besides the point. I couldn’t decide what was worse: ^that painting, the boob scarf, the apron [...]

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hkclothesstore

White Cotton Shoes print round neck short sleeve Shirt Top 70. $??. Name: White Cotton Shoes print round neck short sleeve Shirt Top 70 ===================================================== Shoes print at front to match, short sleeve, round neck, comfy to wear, mid length Made of high quality Cotton which gives you 100% comfort We are only selling the [...]

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Halloween Cobra

cobra ( halloween prop ). $13.00. This is 3 1/2 foot long cobra made of latex. This snake can be bent anyway you want and will stay that way. You can wrap him around a tree or lay him on a ground. He is hand painted and sealed so can be indoors or outdoors the [...]

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Furbaby Blanket

Fabulous FALL BEARS HOODED BLANKIE SO WARM AND COMFY FOR YOUR FURBABIE. $39.99. Thank you for looking at my newest creation, Fall Bears Hooded Blankie…. This one is made from Boyds Bears and Daisys fabric in gorgeous fall colors. Trimmed in orange lace, and brown boa. Accented with brown bows and orange crystals down the [...]

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Merkin [NSFW]

Fuzzy Rainbow Merkin. $3.00. This merkin is super soft and super colorful! A pubic wig, this merkin allows you to change the look of your pubic region with some great color! Originally used by prostitutes to disguise disease, today merkins are used for fun and to add variety. Is there anything people won’t crochet? The [...]

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Blurry McBlurryson

BandG Marshmallow. $1.00. This is my favorite item. He truly depicts my personality and what BlackandGoldSweets is all about. This is a double marshmallow dipped in milk chocolate. His hair is black and gold, but could be matched to any theme. His cute eyes may not always be straight, but then I probably see things [...]

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