Ham Wallet

Vagina Coin Purse. $20.00.
vagina purse
It’s a vagina you can keep your change in. Knitted labia minora and majora (plus a clitoris!) with a rubber coin purse inside. Model shown is Caucasian, but available in other ethnicities upon request. There is also an optional ball chain if you’d like to attach the coin purse to a keychain.

Unless you took the time to look at this thing properly, you might not even realise its a vagina and think it was an amateur knitting project gone wrong.
Oh, wait…

9 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Jennuh on October 7, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    Wtf. I have no words.

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  2. Posted by MadeByM**** on October 7, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    What is with the this fad? And, are there people that actually use those rubber coin purses? And what’s with the fringey things at the ends? Can you imagine what archeologists will think when they dig these up (along with all the jewelry, etc.) a couple of hundred years from now? They’re going to think we worshiped them! LOL!

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  3. WTF is with this vagina-obsession? They are the new cowls, and that’s saying something. And why did the knitter not bother to sew in the ends?

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  4. Posted by Dagnabbit on October 7, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    The Price. The Horror.

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  5. I saw a shop on Etsy that has you send in a pic of your vagina, and then she paints it. Apparently, you hang it on your wall. If you must re-establish it’s existence, cant you just get a mirror and pull up your skirt?

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  6. Posted by Bunny on October 8, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    No, no, no, no, no!
    This just can’t be real.

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  7. Posted by Max on October 21, 2009 at 2:50 am

    LOL Eveline! I can’t wait to see the first vagina-cowl on the FP. I wonder if it will be a man or a woman wearing it?

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  8. Posted by Anders on December 30, 2009 at 12:36 am

    This is sweet!
    We should worship the vagina!
    Its were we all entered this world!
    Love it!

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