Merkin [NSFW]

Fuzzy Rainbow Merkin. $3.00.
merkin
This merkin is super soft and super colorful!

A pubic wig, this merkin allows you to change the look of your pubic region with some great color!

Originally used by prostitutes to disguise disease, today merkins are used for fun and to add variety.

Is there anything people won’t crochet?

The seller also sells hats “adapted” from Stitch N’ Bitch Crochet: The Happy Hooker. Struggling to see how it’s been altered.

7 responses to this post.

  1. I need to put in an alchemy request for something to cover my eyes from this stuff. Hasn’t anyone done a merkin with a vagina yet ??? Get with the times people !

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  2. Posted by Life During Wartime on October 10, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    Etsy — your place to buy and sell used shoes and a fake p*ssy.

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  3. Posted by MadeByM**** on October 12, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Boy, I’m confused………a wig? How does it stay on? Instead of shaving, why don’t you just let it grow back? Huh?????

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  4. Posted by Stifler's Mom on October 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    It looks like something the cat horked up.

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  5. Posted by Nicky on October 12, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

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  6. Posted by Max on October 12, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    We should put this seller in touch with the vulva pendants lady.

    Hmm. Maybe not. I was thinking they could put the merkin over the pendant, but they’d probably just put the vagina on top of the merkin.

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  7. Posted by Poppie Geduld on October 13, 2009 at 5:06 am

    “Originally used by prostitutes to disguise disease”… Now there’s a great selling angle I should give a try!

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