Hank the Clown. $10.00.

The odd man out, Hank the clown is one of a kind!
Like his brothers, Harlen and Harol, Hank will dedicate his life to protecting little children from the boogeyman and those things in the closet and under the bed.
From their profile: “We are attracted to glitter and texture, and have worked extensively with pottery clay, porcelain, miscellaneous fabrics, yarns, beads and gemstones, as well as with photo manipulation and the graphic arts.“
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Posted by undergroundart on November 3, 2009 at 11:03 pm
kinda cute, in an odd weird way!
Posted by dagnabbit on November 4, 2009 at 4:33 am
coulrophobia
Posted by MadeByM**** on November 4, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I was afraid of clowns………how are they gonna scare off the boogeyman?
Posted by Max on November 5, 2009 at 4:30 am
What’s with all the profiles and policies on etsy that say “We”?
Is everyone a collective there? Or are there just a lot of multiple personality disorders?
Posted by Nicky on November 9, 2009 at 3:12 am
I think people say ‘we’ so they sound more company based instead of ‘I’m a stay at home mom or I’m a grandmother who likes to craft’
Posted by Lauren on February 21, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Nicky has it spot on.
Saying “I, I, I” all over the place when you’re trying to appear professional is, well, anything but.
And is it just me, or was anything else reminded of the episode of Doctor Who with the Dalek-created pig slaves?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/5/52/Pig_slave.jpg
Posted by Lauren on February 21, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Wow, sorry, epic fail. The latter part of the above comment was meant to be applied to the post above this. oops.