Tinsel Creature

Tinsel Creature. $10.50.

Do you ever come up missing on those certain small Christmas neccessities; tinsel,jingle bells and especially ornament hangers? If you have these little guys around the mystery is solved! This one is about 5 1/2″ and has that look of innocence that suggests he’s not hiding anything behind his back…the loop of tinsel around his neck kind of gives it away! Made of Prosculpt polymer clay and painted a grey-pink. Completely hand sculpted without the use of molds.

I already have one Boggart, why would I want a fugly “Tinsel Creature” that looks like a bald rabbit/child hybrid to come and screw up Christmas?

Submitted by Maggie.

9 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by loup on November 18, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    dare i say something terrible?
    the ears remind me of vagina art.
    but dont blame me, blame the recent craze for all things labia..

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  2. Posted by dagnabbit on November 18, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    What goes on in the minds of people who ‘create’ things like this? No, no! Don’t tell me!

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  3. Posted by Nicky on November 19, 2009 at 12:05 am

    ewww

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  4. Posted by RocksInMySocks on November 19, 2009 at 5:19 am

    “Completely hand sculpted without the use of molds”

    The one obvious truth in that bullshit-filled product description. This thing looks like a sexual deviant.

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  5. “This thing looks like a sexual deviant”

    Made me laugh so hard my eyes teared :P
    This is def. my favorite website!

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  6. Posted by Karen on November 19, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    I think the use of mold could only improve this creature. It’s hideous. I’m guessing this is the Easter version dressed up for Christmas.

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  7. Posted by undergroundart on November 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    looks like something that went swimming in lake michigan… to close to palasade nuke plant… wtf is right!

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  8. And is it just me, or was anything else reminded of the episode of Doctor Who with the Dalek-created pig slaves?
    http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/5/52/Pig_slave.jpg

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