Rear Gear. Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog… $5.00.
Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.
I have many questions, but most importantly, what happens when it has to go?
Submitted by Louise, who would like to know if they’re available in different sizes.
Posted by lessherger on December 17, 2009 at 8:01 pm
or what happens when your elderly dog wants to drag its bum on the ground for a good scratch?
I suspect not a good thing, maybe it swings out of the way, hangs free for when they poo? Or maybe the poo pushes it out of the way? Which leaves you with dingle berries and a mess..
No matter if you have issues with your dog r cats ass hole you have more issues than this little dangle can ever solve.
Posted by loup on December 17, 2009 at 8:07 pm
there seems to be a craze overseas for hiding all that is fucking natural.
there is nothing wrong with my pets arse, and i am pleased to exhibit it wherever i fucking go, thanks.
repression, wot.
Posted by lessherger on December 17, 2009 at 8:09 pm
hate to tell you loup, the creator of rear gear is from the good ole USA; portland oregon to be exact.
Posted by loup on December 17, 2009 at 8:47 pm
haaaa, yes.
well, see, i was thinking about a thread i saw online once, where a ton of US members were yelling merry hell about women hiding armpit hair – something we dont tend to be too stressed about in europe, i think?
so i was jokingly transferring this to the doggie’s rear parts here.
still, i cant imagine covering my pets derriere.
it is his finest asset.
Posted by loup on December 17, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I have good friends in Oregon: i must ask them about this peculiarity;)
Posted by undergroundart on December 18, 2009 at 2:17 am
…whaaat the heck….? hhhhhmmmm maybe they disolve when poop touches them? LMAO
Posted by dagnabbit on December 18, 2009 at 11:47 pm
So funny!
Posted by Karen on December 23, 2009 at 9:40 am
I just hang one of those little tree-shaped air fresheners from my dog’s butt. Covers the poo hole AND makes it smell pine fresh!
Posted by jewelrybytara on January 4, 2010 at 9:33 pm
How funny is this?? I actually just convo’d the seller about these and she told me that dogs are aerodynamic therefore, the poop will pass w/out touching the but patch. I highly doubt it but if someone wants to wash/reuse it go for it!
T♥
Posted by EtsyWTF on January 5, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Dogs are aerodynamic? WTF?!
Posted by Pro-Portional Designs on January 5, 2010 at 5:34 am
When I first saw this all I could think was that this was something to keep your pets from pooping.
Also – aerodynamic pets? That’s fantasticly a new one. And I agree – this is something I would not reuse – even if my dogs WERE small
Posted by andrea on March 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Oh wow. This has to be one of the most bizarre items I’ve seen.
Posted by Rangutan on April 1, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Silly people!
They should rather cover themselves in shame?
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