Leather and Lace Sexy Apron Not Just for the Kitchen. $140.00.
ReCultivated brassiere,leather, and suede. A fun, sexy combination. “The Betty”, as I fondly refer to this piece,fits a variety of body shapes. Cup size is a large C to D depending on your size. The back closures are adjustable fitting a 34-38. Waist size is best suited for 25-34 inches. There are plenty of brass, and mental details in this piece. This is a comfortable piece to wear. It can also be worn over other pieces, of under. Please contact me for specific questions. This is a one-of-a-kind creation! No one else will have this.
No one else will want this! If you take a look at the full listing, the straps round the back look like shoulder straps off carry-on luggage. The sizes don’t seem to match up either; 38C, 36D, 34?, but now I’m just being pedantic. And $140 for this?! Whoever’s got the eye bleach, pass it round.
Posted by Nicky on January 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I think I threw up a little…if my husband came home and I was wearing that he would be in hysterics and I would never get laid again.
Posted by dagnabbit on January 9, 2010 at 1:30 am
Hey, I really like that photo. Really.
Posted by Nicky on January 9, 2010 at 5:36 am
“There are plenty of brass, and mental details in this piece.” mental details….
Posted by Fanboy Wife on January 10, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Let’s forget how horrifyingly ugly this apron is and just talk about the $140 price tag. Isn’t an apron meant to protect clothes while cooking? I don’t think I have any clothes that cost more than the apron!
Now, let’s make fun of the apron itself. “It can also be worn over other pieces, of under.” I’m guessing the seller meant to write “or under,” but who wears an apron under their clothes?
Posted by ReCultivation on January 12, 2010 at 4:04 am
Thank you for pointing out my spelling errors. Fair enough, you all have your opinions. I think it is fun you have a blog like this. There are items out there we can all pick out that we don’t like or would not wear.
Bottom line is , I am a nice person, dedicated to not making more waste on our planet, that’s why I recycle, and am taking your review with a sense of humor. This apron is fun and different. I love it!
To each their own. Keep blogging.
Check out my other items. There may be something you like.
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Posted by Fanboy Wife on January 13, 2010 at 2:56 am
ReCultivation, I’m glad you have a sense of humor! I actually think the photo of the model cooking with her back to the camera is pretty funny.