leather python bra and panties. $49.99.
sexy python bra will elevate your sexyness to a higher fashion altitude by giving you mood lift, fashion lift, and the attention you deserve. Panties are lined with gold satin like fabric and ruffles on sides are animal print with bead tossils hanging at sides. Totally made from scratch by scratcing my head for creative concepts to captivate and mesmerize your need for visual stimuli.
It’s 7am and I think the whole street heard my scream.
Posted by Catish on February 15, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Eh… on so many levels wrong…. I’m NOT wearing anything already used in the underwear section… or as it may be in this case “sexyness” section… Not sexy at all…
Posted by Dusty on February 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm
1. ain’t nothing sexy about that bra. (or the panties)
2. I don’t care what the panties are lined with, I’m not wearing them after her.
3. the maker should have scratched her head a little harder, dandruff flakes might have upped the ‘fashion altitude’.
4. why not stick this on a mannequin instead of a real (saggy, bony) person? Besides, the cups don’t even fit her. (she’s got spillage!!)
5. what’s a ‘tossil’?? A… tonsil tassel? I think I’ll pass.
6. no one needs that kind of ‘visual stimuli’.
Posted by Beeboop on February 15, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I think it’s a tranny. It’s wearing a wig….muscle structure is manly (unless it was a body builder in earlier years)…. it’s just nasty….the saggy belly button freaks me out *BARF*
Posted by Mew on February 15, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Why would someone do that?! Horrible items, badly photographed in a filthy house on a deranged looking woman (?) with the wonkiest breasts ever. Disgusting, and it can’t be unseen!
Posted by dagnabbit on February 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH METH ADDICT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by EtsyWTF on February 17, 2010 at 7:08 am
She’s changed the pictures.
Posted by Mew on February 17, 2010 at 11:15 am
Well that certainly makes all the difference. I especially like the last zoomed picture depicting what appears to be scheiße stains.
Posted by dagnabbit on February 17, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Still looks like shit.
Posted by Patty on February 18, 2010 at 3:40 am
Wow…….tossils = fossilized tonsils ???………….exactly WHICH head were they scratching for creative concepts ???? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by Beeboop on February 18, 2010 at 4:40 am
WTF this sold!? http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=23447349
Posted by Anonymous on February 18, 2010 at 10:08 am
pass the eye bleach plz D:
Posted by dagnabbit on February 18, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I can easily see that outfit from a poles-eye viewpoint
Posted by MadeByM**** on February 18, 2010 at 7:57 pm
What’s sad is the model thinks she’s still hot………she may be a body builder, but it’s time to realize you’re not 20 anymore! Even if this “outfit” was on a hot model or a mannequin, all Icwould think of is Conan and the Barbarian!
Posted by MadeByM**** on February 18, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Icwould = I could
Posted by Sherri on February 21, 2010 at 1:53 am
I didn’t know Madonna sold on Etsy.
The Gollum arms are the giveaway.
Posted by LindaisaHag on February 25, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Ew, lady. Please don’t subject the innocent people of the internet to your disgusting body.
Posted by loup on February 28, 2010 at 3:10 am
I thought it was iggy pop.
Posted by mhaynes20009 on April 4, 2010 at 5:31 pm
My EYES!!! I cannot get that horrifying image out of my head.