Etsy WTF

Hot Dogs! Get your Hot Dogs!

EtsyWTF — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 10:47:41 +0000

Real MAGIC Hotdog Pendant with Necklace – Unique Magic Powers. $100.00.

LISTING FEATURING: TIGGER THE ETSY KITTEN

You can sell anything on Ebay… but what about Etsy?

I present to you my magic hotdog pendant with necklace. It actually has magic powers! As you see… it attracts cute cats. This necklace might also attract other wildlife so do not wear it near wooded areas. It also has the power to bring laughter and finger pointing! It also can keep you alive if you get lost. Simply eat and pray you don’t die, either from being lost or from food poisoning.

This pendant was hastily handmade with poor judgment and the consumption of a full pot of coffee. The seller is not responsible for any bad things that might happen while wearing this necklace.

YES… THE HOTDOG IS REAL!

You can’t rush a magical hot dog pendant!

Submitted via Twitter.

iMaxi Pad

EtsyWTF — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:04:41 +0000

iMaxi – The Apple iPad Case/Cover with Protective Wings (PRICE REDUCED) White/White

***PRE-ORDER SPECIAL*** You Tweeted, we listened! Pre-order your iMaxi before March 30 and get $10 off of our $40 list price!

Introducing Hip Handmaids’ exclusive iMaxi—the only Apple iPad case made with protective wings!

At first I was like O_o, but then I loled.

Submitted by Jill.

Looking for Milk

EtsyWTF — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:49:55 +0000

Looking for Milk. $5.00.

I will be donating 50% of the sales to the Epping Forest Hedgehog Rescue, who were so helpful when we found two baby hedgehogs and helped us save one. (I called them too late to save the other one).
This photo is of the male hoglet, who unfortunately was weaker and didn’t make it. He is just a few days’ old, his eyes are still closed and he is tiny!

Does the Epping Forest Hedgehog Rescue know how this poor little hedgehog spent his last, and only, days? Thank God his eyes were still closed.

Submitted by Ali.

Jane: The Later Years

EtsyWTF — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:13:19 +0000

leather python bra and panties. $49.99.

sexy python bra will elevate your sexyness to a higher fashion altitude by giving you mood lift, fashion lift, and the attention you deserve. Panties are lined with gold satin like fabric and ruffles on sides are animal print with bead tossils hanging at sides. Totally made from scratch by scratcing my head for creative concepts to captivate and mesmerize your need for visual stimuli.

It’s 7am and I think the whole street heard my scream.

David Yurman Bangle

EtsyWTF — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:00:41 +0000

David Yurman SS 18K Confetti Bangle With 5 Tsavorite. $595.00.

Thank you for coming in! David Yurman signature 3mm wide sterling silver cable with 2.6mm wide thick outer 18k solid yellow gold rim and 5 round faceted tsavorite set in the outer edge. The two precious metal bangles are clicked tightly together to make this beauty. It is stamped with “DY 925 750″ on the gold rim. Guaranteed authentic David Yurman, retails for $995.00.

Listed on Dec 28th, flagged several times, and it’s still there!

Also, the beer stein from my last post has still not been removed. Wakey wakey Etsy!

BNIB

EtsyWTF — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:59:34 +0000

Collectible NYRA Belmont Park 2000 Beer Stein. $16.00.

This collectible stein from the New York Racing Association Belmont Park 2000 is marked on the bottom: NYRA Belmont Park/1999 Fall Championship Leaders/Owner-Amherst Stable Ogden Phipps/Trainer-John C. Kimmel/Jockey-Jorge Chavez/Made in China.

The stein itself has a picture of Jorge Chavez riding River Keen in the center with pictures of other great horses on each side including Artax, Soaring Softly, Surfside, Beautiful Pleasure and Greenwood Lake.

In it’s original box, in unused condition, without chips, cracks or fleabites it measures 6 inches tall, 4 1/2 inches wide with handle and 4 inches across the base.

A wonderful addition to any Horse Racing Stein Collection.

Manufacturer: NYRA / Made in China

Speaks for itself really, and there’s plenty more questionable items in their shop.

Sexy Apron

EtsyWTF — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:40:11 +0000

Leather and Lace Sexy Apron Not Just for the Kitchen. $140.00.

ReCultivated brassiere,leather, and suede. A fun, sexy combination. “The Betty”, as I fondly refer to this piece,fits a variety of body shapes. Cup size is a large C to D depending on your size. The back closures are adjustable fitting a 34-38. Waist size is best suited for 25-34 inches. There are plenty of brass, and mental details in this piece. This is a comfortable piece to wear. It can also be worn over other pieces, of under. Please contact me for specific questions. This is a one-of-a-kind creation! No one else will have this.

No one else will want this! If you take a look at the full listing, the straps round the back look like shoulder straps off carry-on luggage. The sizes don’t seem to match up either; 38C, 36D, 34?, but now I’m just being pedantic. And $140 for this?! Whoever’s got the eye bleach, pass it round.

Religious Doll

EtsyWTF — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:47:07 +0000

59/365 – Doll Religious Imagery. $20.

Sometimes it’s fun not making too much sense!

I’ll give her that, but it doesn’t look like much of a party.

Submitted by Nicki.

Butterfly Paperweight

EtsyWTF — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:41:00 +0000

Pink-turquoise striped stone paper weight with butterflies. $20.50.

One-of-kind paperweight from my “butterfly” serie, made by natural stone, striped in pink to blue colors, with two set down butterflies; colored, varnished and signed by me.

$20? My 8-year-old neighbour would do it for free.
(Granted there’s better ones in her shop, and a scarf in her other shop that I wants).

Indirectly submitted by the folks on Etsy Call Out.

Rainbow Pants

EtsyWTF — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:22:27 +0000

READY TO SHIP/// NEW SCRAPPING JOCK–RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL GEODUCK. $48.00.

Oh boy Oh boy new Scapping Jock color pallet! Snatch em up now and we’ll get them their by x mas! Cut off time is midnight December 17th!

Here is a bold new RHLS all season clutch pair of fighting shorts. Box, kick, dance, crump, move -do the jerk.

Ill-ing checkered 3.5 inch tall waistband. Wear them to the beach, wear them to exercise, wear them to love in.

Little left to the imagination, little breakfast left in my stomach.