17
Dec
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: pet. 13 Comments
Rear Gear. Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog… $5.00.

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.
I have many questions, but most importantly, what happens when it has to go?
Submitted by Louise, who would like to know if they’re available in different sizes.
15
Dec
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: housewares. 4 Comments
THE DELLS 45 RPM RECORD DRINK COASTER – THE LOVE WE HAD (STAYS ON MY MIND). $6.00.

DESCRIPTION; MADE WITH THE ORIGINAL 45 RPM RECORD. EMBEDDED IN A HIGH GLOSS ACRYLIC CASTING FINISH WITH CORK BACKS. THE 7 INCH RECORD HAS BEEN CUT DOWN TO 4 X 4 INCHES.
Yet another altered item found in the vintage category. Well, not just this one, a whole page of them. That Etsy for Dummies book sounds like a better idea every day.
8
Dec
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: plants. 14 Comments
500 Heirloom Red Spider Lily Bulbs, Lycoris Radiata, FREE SHIPPING, Large to X-large Bulfs. $149.00.

500 BULBS MAKE A HUGE IMPACT OR YOU CAN SHARE WITH FRIENDS. THESE ARE HARDY…..EZ TO GROW AND COME BACK EVERY FALL.
Etsy does allow you to sell plants (why?), but not in the vintage section where this listing is.
7
Dec
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: knit. 6 Comments
Knitted Power Cord -Orange. $44.00.

This is a fun knitted power cord! It can be worn as a decorative skinny scarf, or even a decorative belt. Use it to pull back your curtains or replace that boring old tie. Whatever you choose to do, let your imagination lead the way!
Nyxxie sends this in and says ” I can’t imagine what anyone could do with this except for possibly strangling the person who knitted it”.
Aww, it’s not that bad. I actually quite like it. Using it as a belt though? Well, if you really want to look like Jimbo then maybe. And ok, I’ll admit that if I saw someone wearing this round their neck I might be tempted to pull.
3
Dec
Posted by EtsyWTF in Miscellaneous. Tagged: clothing. 3 Comments
Organic Bamboo Jersey Garter Tank. $48.00.

I made this out of the silkiest stretch bamboo cotton jersey. It is seriously the softest fabric- I wish everything I owned was made out of it!
This is a low scoop neck tank top with a slight racerback. The edges are stitched with lilac picot elastic and black lace elastic. There are four black garters with bows attached along the bottom. It is pictured with my hipster bottoms.
No problems with the item but I think the seller has gone a little overboard with the airbrush. Unless making the model look like a Sim was her intention.
19
Nov
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: clothing. 7 Comments
Natural Mama Organic Tee. $24.99.

Hand Drawn and coloured natural mother Wearing her baby, enjoying a walk in nature. This gorgeous scence is placed on a organic high quality T Shirt available in a women’s small, Med, Large and X Large.
I thought the picture was the worst thing at first, then I noticed the random capital letters and read the materials:
hand drawn and coloured, and placed on a the ultra soft, tapered fit, edun live eve ladies organic tee is made from 100 percent ecocert certified organic combed, 5 ounce 145 gram ring spun african cotton reinforced stitching washes like a dream tumble dry low, not pre washed knitted and manufactured in uganda using sustainable manufacturing.
Etsy For Dummies would make the perfect Christmas gift.
18
Nov
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: christmas, sculpture. 9 Comments
Tinsel Creature. $10.50.

Do you ever come up missing on those certain small Christmas neccessities; tinsel,jingle bells and especially ornament hangers? If you have these little guys around the mystery is solved! This one is about 5 1/2″ and has that look of innocence that suggests he’s not hiding anything behind his back…the loop of tinsel around his neck kind of gives it away! Made of Prosculpt polymer clay and painted a grey-pink. Completely hand sculpted without the use of molds.
I already have one Boggart, why would I want a fugly “Tinsel Creature” that looks like a bald rabbit/child hybrid to come and screw up Christmas?
Submitted by Maggie.
3
Nov
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: crochet. 7 Comments
Hank the Clown. $10.00.

The odd man out, Hank the clown is one of a kind!
Like his brothers, Harlen and Harol, Hank will dedicate his life to protecting little children from the boogeyman and those things in the closet and under the bed.
From their profile: “We are attracted to glitter and texture, and have worked extensively with pottery clay, porcelain, miscellaneous fabrics, yarns, beads and gemstones, as well as with photo manipulation and the graphic arts.“
Jack of all trades, master of none.
30
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: vag. 19 Comments
CUNTastic Zine – The Placenta Issue. $4.00.

the newest lady-loving zine, CUNTastic, is a celebration of all things cunt: reproductive health, menstruation, pregnancy, birth, abortion, mothering, patriarchy, oppression, STIs, sexual assault, sex-positive living, and much, much, more.
If flaunting your own vagina on a pendant or keychain isn’t enough, you can now read about lady gardens, experiences of birth, placentas and everything else you ever wanted to know about the female reproductive system. Joy!
Submitted by Adrienne
27
Oct
Posted by EtsyWTF in Reader Submission. Tagged: clothing. 13 Comments
Paper-doll dress – Size s/m – Eco friendly. $2,000.

Need a showstopping dress? Something truly original?
This sumptuous confection is designed and handmade by myself, tiinateaspoon, and is positively bursting with one-of-a-kind-ness!
The finest bridal fabric remnants are combined with quirky contrasts, all painstakingly sewn onto a stretch mesh base. Most of the fabrics in this dress were repurposed offcuts and bits from a bridalwear designer, adding to its ecofriendliness.
I’m not going to argue with fashion but I can think of a more eco friendly use for those scraps.
Found in the eco friendly GG.
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